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By William Green
December 11, 1994
They are the most sought-after fashion accessory in Russia today. Boris
Yeltsin has dozens of them. Alexander Solzhenitsyn brought a pair with
him to celebrate his homecoming to the mother country. And I got one too,
as soon as I walked off the plane at Sheremetyevo airport. He grasped
me by the arm and introduced himself in a thick American accent. "I am
Igor. You are Bill. You are coming with me, please." You don't argue
with people like Igor. He is a professional bodyguard, a gorilla, a Moscow
minder.
"I am used to be security man for gold bullion. Now today I am friend
for Western businessman," he confided, as he marched me to the front
of the immigration queue. Nobody tried to stop us. Igor is tattooed on
the hands, very burly, and he carries a lot of scar tissue on his left
cheek. For this meet-and-greet he was wearing a flashy suit that did not
suit him at all. Later, he appeared in the casual uniform favoured by
every gangster, strong-arm man, bouncer and bruiser in Moscow a black
leather jacket.
There were the inevitable problems at customs. The passport officer
tried to shake me down for $300, on the unconvincing pretext that my visa
was forged. We waited for an hour until Igor found a superior official
who was prepared to settle for a smaller sum. At the taxi rank Igor fought
off the sharks demanding $60 (a month's wages) for the 10-mile ride, and
settled me into the back seat of a battered Volga.
I was on a flying visit to Russia, to attend the grand opening of a
new "Western-style" hotel the Radisson Lazurnaya in the Black Sea resort
of Sochi. The Russian women's national synchronised swimming team was
to give a display in the hotel's Olympic-sized pool. For some reason this
prospect was enough for me to make the arduous journey, with its doubtful
Aeroflot schedules, grubby airports, recalcitrant clerks and greasy-palmed
officials. In the event, I arrived just in time for the vodka-splashed
ceremonies, although it poured with rain all evening and the girls never
got launched into the water. But without Igor at my elbow, I would probably
never have made it to Sochi at all.
Igor works for an agency called PBN, which has offices in the business
centre of the Moscow Slavyanskaya hotel. The Slavyanskaya, managed by,
and normally known as, Radisson, is one of the new Russia's most successful
enterprises. It has been reported to be making profits of $1m a month.
More importantly, the Radisson has become the hub of Western business,
media and even diplomacy in Moscow. The Press Centre and Reuters are in
residence, and it is through here that all news is processed west.
The foreign press corps was present in force at the party for the Radisson-on-Sea
in Sochi, and so was PBN and its invaluable employees. I met one of company's
American directors, and when I thanked him for having lent me Igor, he
gave me his card: "PBN Public Relations, Public Affairs, Crisis Management."
His firm, he said, offered foreign visitors the facilities to help them
"confront the political and economic uncertainties of Moscow today".
Everybody had stories that fleshed out this euphemism. It had been an
average week in the capital a Western correspondent mugged, a parliamentarian
murdered. The Moscow Times admitted that most companies were losing half
their profits in protection money, but publication of the first Russian
edition of Cosmopolitan had finally been achieved. Gangs of child gypsies
were appearing on Moscow streets, prompting the Radisson management to
distribute warning leaflets to all its clients. I was advised to react
thus: "Shout and swing briefcases or umbrellas, as they have been known
to bite and stick victims with their pins."
Money the lack of it is at the root of the violent mood in Russia. The
black economy runs on cash and vast sums are carried out, sewn into clothes,
stuffed into briefcases and (no doubt) rolled up in umbrellas. At the
crash site of the Aeroflot plane that went down in remote Siberia some
months ago, recovery teams picked up notes worth $175,000 and nearly 1m
roubles. There had been only 75 passengers on the flight. One pernicious
rumour tells of an opinion poll taken among Moscow teenagers, about their
hopes for the future. Half the girls said they wanted to be hard-currency
prostitutes when they grew up. All the boys wanted to be gangsters.
In such an atmosphere, it is no wonder that foreigners seek the ordered
calm of the Radisson's lounges, and the security of a minder when they
walk outside.
Igor stood with me at the Vnukovo domestic airport, as we waited in
the VIP lounge for another flight. We watched while two Kazakh men tried
to persuade an airline official to allocate them seats on the plane. They
were lugging a bulky blue-and-white parcel, marked in English: "This
package contains food donated by the people of the United States of America.
"I was reminded of the acerbic comment made by a congressman in the
Billy Wilder film, A Foreign Affair, as he gazes through an aeroplane
window at the ruins of post-war Berlin: "If you give these people
a loaf of bread, that's charity; when you put a wrapper on it, that's
imperialism." Igor appeared and clapped me cheerfully on the back.
He had got my boarding pass. I wondered how much he must despise me. |